Jan 05
What dog can jump higher than a building?
Anydog, buildings can't jump!
What has four legs but can't walk?
a chair!!!!!!!!!!!
What did the math book say to the other math book?
Boy do I have problems.
Why did the kid sleep with a ruler?
To measure how long he slept!
Jan 10
Listen to the tongue twister and practise saying it. How fast can you say it?
"If two witches were watching two watches, which witch would watch which watch?"
Listen it if you click here!
Dec 05
Enjoy these Christmas related jokes. Funny, clean Xmas Jokes for kids and adults.
Q. What kind of bird can write?
A. A pen-guin
Q. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective ?
A. Santa Clues!
Q. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
A. It's Christmas, Eve.
Q. Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
A. Because he like to hoe, hoe, hoe!
Q. What happened when the snowwoman got angry at the snowman?
A. She gave him the cold shoulder.
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Nov 18
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes
How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ?
Chick to chick!
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